when the girl u like calls u baby it’s like ur heart slips on the mario kart banana peel and ur just outta control like wut sos
I hadnt even unmuted it yet and I smashed the reblog button so fast
Happy Birthday my Angel. I’ll always think of you today.
stop setting things on fire because you’re curious about what will happen
what will happen is fire
but what if…. something else happen. jusg this 1 time
John Mulaney, a true ADHD icon
I love how he gave this bit at an autism benefit because it is also a heavy Autism Mood™
This is the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen.
Omg
Dominant girls are the fucking best
Like yes slam me against a wall and kiss me roughly, dig your nails into my waist and bite my neck, scratch my back and make me crave you, make me beg you to fuck me god that shit is hot as fuck
I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
fucking superb you funky little alien